Chambers Membership
Tribunal+
One payment. Lifetime access to the most dramatic AI court ever convened. No subscriptions, no renewals, no appeals to collections.
Free Tier
$0
Enough to be ruled upon, once.
- ⚖️ 1 full trial per day
- 🎙️ 3 classic AI judges with voice
- 🖼️ Oil-painting portrait
- 📜 Public docket entry
- 💌 Share your verdict
Recommended
Tribunal+
$2.99once
Unlimited rulings. Celebrity judges. The whole mahogany-scented works.
- ♾️ Unlimited trials, forever
- 🎭 Celebrity judge voice pack
- ⚖️ Appeal Mode for partner counter-evidence
- 🖼️ HD portrait downloads
- 🎧 MP3 audio bundle
- 📚 Love Dossier tracking across cases
Full Comparison
AI judge verdicts with spoken audio
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Oil-painting courtroom portrait
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Shareable verdict page
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Public Love Docket leaderboard
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Trials per day
1
Unlimited
Celebrity Judge voices (Shakespeare / Mob Boss / Grandma)
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Appeal Mode (partner counter-evidence)
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HD portrait download
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MP3 audio bundle download
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Love Dossier: track multiple cases
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“The judges were DEVASTATING. Now I have to love her more.”
— anonymous plaintiff, 97%
“My partner sent this back WITH AN APPEAL. We're in a legal drama now.”
— anonymous defendant
“The Grandma judge made me cry. I'm a grown man.”
— Mark, 34
FAQ
- Is the ruling legally binding?
- Absolutely not. But it will emotionally ruin your week in a fun way.
- Is this a subscription?
- No. $2.99 one-time. The tribunal does not bill in perpetuity.
- Can I get a refund?
- If the judges were insufficiently dramatic, email us. We will re-summon them.
- Will my partner see this?
- Only if you hit “Send to Partner.” Which you will. Everyone does.